Awesome (Crappy) Things I Did Today
- I bought a soda from the vending machine with a credit card.
- I put extra salt on my “Lean Cuisine” at lunch.
- Someone at work asked me how my day was going and I completely ignored them.
- I told someone that my favorite child was my dog – and meant it.
- I swore at a fellow driver because she was being “too safe.”
It’s 1 p.m. and I think it’s been a pretty productive day so far.
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